Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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