is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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