I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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