I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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