Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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