I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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