a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
its liver damage thursday
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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