At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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