one might say we're banned from that church
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So many bounce houses so little time
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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