No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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