im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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