you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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