CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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