Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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