They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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