Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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