I wanna passion pit in your ass
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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