i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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