This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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