When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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