wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
not ubering you a puppy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize