Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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