i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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