member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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