I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Please, let me fuck your mom
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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