Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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