well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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