the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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