: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Never underestimate the power of titties
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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