even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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