Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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