I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i would punch a child for taco bell
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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