But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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