I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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