why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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