We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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