i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I will be naked everywhere
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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