why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
whose parrot is this?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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