NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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