We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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