There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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