Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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