i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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