wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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