DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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