so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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