Just took my morning after pill in the library
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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