I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
3pm strippers are depressing
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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