There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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