Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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