At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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